Hello, I'm Patrick, though I generally go by TheTelf online.

I'm a 20-something web developer currently working for a small software company. I have built a large number of sites ever since I was entranced by my first HTML page, most of which have never seen the light of day.

I have also been known to dabble in blogging, photography and other such modern geekery.

This is the latest of many home page designs I have used over the years, and attempts to act as a hub for all the different places on the internet that have bits of me stored on them.